MY LONG-TIME FAVORITE

(Thank you, New Yorker.)

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BILL’S LONG-TIME FAVORITE

(Have no idea where he got it from.)

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WE AGREE ON THIS ONE

(Clearly intended for couples.)

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UNISEX 

(No comment.)

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AND LAST: FROM THE JOVIAL PROFESSOR WHO TEACHES COURSES IN JAMES JOYCE AT PRINCETON’S CONTINUING ED PROGRAM

(We both like him very much.)

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I promise “short,” I deliver “short.”

(“Sweet” is harder.  Too much law in my past.

But don’t say I didn’t try.)